مرحبا 
بصراحه وانا احوس باالمنتديات لقيت هاالموضوع واعجبني لانه منطبق في الواقع خخخخخخخ 
وهذا الكلام اللي ينقط العسل :خجل:
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أ / انتي ياهيش .. وين شماغي ... ( والمشكلة الشماغ جنبه الله لا يعمينا)
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ب / بروح اكشت مع اخوياي ... ( روحت جدي ان شالله)
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ت / تراني بصيف اليوم ... ( ماجبت جديد متعودة الحرمة)
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ث / ثواني وانا عند الباب .. اجهزي ... ( ولا يجي الا بعد ساعة وهي ملطوعة عند الباب)
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ج / جاي تعبان من العمل منيب فاضي لك ... ( كن مايشتغل الا هو )
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ح / حريم مايجون الا بالعين الحمراء ... ( جملتهم المفضلة)
خ / خذي عيالك وفارقوا عني .. صجيتوني ... ( كنهم عيالها لحالها)
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د / دوري احد يوديك ويجيبك .. ( وانت وش شغلك)
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ذ / ذاك الصيف مسافرين هالسنة محنا مسافرين ( :الزعل: )
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ر / راتبك ماطلع ياقلبي .. ( توه يجي الكلام السنع يوم جت الدراهم)
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ز / زيدي العشاء ترى الرجاجيل كثروا .. ( والعشاء استوى وخلص وشلون تزيده)
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س / سيارتي قاضي بنزينها ومامعي صرف .. معك سلف ( رددي ياليل مطولك )
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ش / شيلي المقاضي شوفيها عند الباب ( ورى ماتشيلها انت يامال الحروال )
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ص / صديقي بيسافر برى تراني بخاويه ( خايف عليه يضيع والا وشلون)
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ض / ضايق صدري .. ضايق صدري .. كل مادخل للبيت ( وهو عند ربعه فاقن خشته)
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ط / طالق ... طالق ... طالق >>>>>> هذي ان خربت الاخلاق عاد
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ظ / ظفي عفشك وروحي بيت اهلك <<<تمن عليها في بيتك خخخخخ
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ع / عصاقيل تصافق واشهب الهب ويبي وحدة حلوة ( اقووول اها بس)
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غ / غالي هذا .. دوري غيره .. ( متحسفن عليها الغالي يامال الفقر)
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ف / فلااااااااان تزوج على حرمتن ثانية .. ( يلمح الرجال)
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ق / قومي بلا دلع .. مافيك الا العافية ( وهي مصيخينه خذت حيلي)
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ك / كل كلامه هواش ماااااااااعنده تفاهم
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ل / لا تروحوون بعيد .. وماغير داااااقن اللطمه اذا طلع مع اهله
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م / معزوم في الاستراحة >>>> امحق عزومه اللي كلها لعب بلوت
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ن / ناااااااااااااادرا ماايشكرها على شي سوته
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هـ / هيه .. انتي >>>>> طبعا هذا اسمها في الاماكن العامة
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و / ورى ماتسمنين .. وان سمنت قال .. ورى ماتنحفين ( خير هي لعبة ان تضغط زرار سمنت والا نحفت)
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ي / ياااااااااازين هالمذيعة >يقصد منى السالم< ( ياخي استح على وجهك ,, اللي جنبك قوطي ماتعبرها )
وبس
الثلاثاء سبتمبر 23, 2008 2:08 pm
